The Fleshtones’ Wheel Of Talent  (Yep Roc Records 2014) is an album that has stayed near the top of my favorite sounds pile for the entire first half of this year, and it shows no sign of stopping that spin cycle anytime soon — if ever.

As resplendently crafted as albums can be, it still retains all the trademarks of what makes any Fleshtones album worthy: It is a chock-full barrel of potential Top-Ten hit songs and would-be chartbusters, or at least it is in the alternate cultural universe that I’ve chosen to call my listening world.

For myself and other fans with similar musical appreciations, this is a world where The Fleshtones truly are the legendary Solid Gold Sound  hit makers that their own self-labeled title “Super Rock” perfectly describes — a sound that is a specialty brew of raucous soul, rock and roll, trashy Farfisa organ, garage rock, fuzz punk, and funky glam.

.Into their fourth decade as a band, I have enjoyed The Fleshtones both on record and live for years, and even had a chance to have my band open for them years ago once in New London, CT at the famed El & Gee Club. This was a brief period for the band that saw Fred Smith from Television (!) filling in as their bass player. I recall spending most of the night talking to the extremely laid back Mr. Smith and marveling at how he managed to reluctantly join The ‘Tones in their typical stage antics such as a human pyramid, spinning around and getting low on the dance floor — standing in those “Cold Cold Shoes” indeed.

Fans of the band who has seen The Fleshtones live, know that they always have been and still are one of the greatest acts live acts ever, and in my opinion that includes going up against anyone past or present.


Peter Zaremba at his mighty Farfisa.


Zaremba implores the crowd to GET DOWN!


Appearing alongside such luminaries as The Chesterfield Kings, The Fuzztones, The Plimsouls and Rain Parade on the essential Rhino box set Children Of Nuggets, and in the seminal 1981 concert film Urgh! A Music War, The Fleshtones have a stellar legacy and continue to roam the planet recording an

d performing live as if they were missionaries for what I like to think of as a part of the great Caravan Of Cool.


Keith Streng — A true Super Rock Living Legend.


Streng teaching the kids rock star bad habits.


What Little Steven Van Zandt has since coined The Underground Garage, this caravan is a vast cadre of musicians, singers, bands, DJ’s, studio engineers and record labels that are dedicated to and continue to carry the torch of everything that is exciting ROCK and ROLL and all the permutations that Rock’s history encompasses.


…and The Wheel Of Talent points to Ken Fox!

Bill Milhizer: The “Secret Weapon” and Robert Mitchum of the group.


While The Underground Garage umbrella term is a perfect match for 60’s originated garage rock and all its related forms, so too does it manage to accommodate other musical styles and genres: great soul and r&b, psychedelic jewels, glam rock, power pop, proto punk, 1st generation punk rock — hell, even a little Rat Pack crooner swagger makes it into the mix. A band as genre defining as The Ramones shares equal space with James Brown and many other musical giants of all sounds and sizes. Along with these legends and unknown legends are the equally gigantic number of songs by decades of various artists that The Fleshtones themselves have covered over the years — a number that reaches into the hundreds!

The Woggles, The Dictators N.Y.C., Lyres, Barrence Whitfield and The Savages, Buzzcocks, The Hoodoo Gurus, Big Sandy, Shonen Knife, Los Straitjackets and Southern Culture On The Skids are only a few examples of the wonderful bands I’ll always support. All are musical wonders who continue to relentlessly tour, record and release albums — with The Fleshtones standing proudly, even over this illustrious crowd — in their finest Powerstance — atop the very peak of The Underground Garage.

The Fleshtones’ Wheel of Talent was previewed on Record Store Day’s Black Friday of 2013, with a 7″ for the first single (and lead off song) from the album: a song called “Available.”


Meeting of the Minds?


This Keith Streng beauty showcases a sublime string section and lyrical observations that question how much emotional content actually exists in social media’s omnipresence where every twit has to let everyone else know the minutiae of their day 24/7. Striking me immediately was the song’s departure from anything the band had done before. This was a hint that here would be an album that was not intended to be a mere replication of their music performed live, but a bonafide listening album experience as well.

As this first track indicated, my theory was confirmed when I finally heard the entire Wheel of Talent album and I knew that The Fleshtones were not taking an easy route to album making. Instead, while still capturing their trademark “Living Legends” top shelf live performance excitement, they have delivered the jackpot. Listening to this album as much as I have now, it already seems like a collection of greatest hits, and that is said without any hyperbole, as each track soars like a collection of singles with no misfires from beginning to end.



Wheel Of Talent was recorded in Detroit, where it was produced and engineered by the legendary Jim Diamond, who has indeed crafted a musical diamond.

The LP kicks off with the aforementioned “Available,” whirls into the careening tornado rocker “What You’re Talking About,” then gyrates into the autobiographical instant classic, “It is As It Was.”

No time to take a breath however, as “Remember The Ramones,” is next.

This song is a superbly fitting tribute (and now a bit poignant, especially in light of the last original Ramone, Tommy’s recent passing) from guys who were there in the nascent days of the NYC punk rock scene. Chances are good that it will remain a live staple in every Fleshtones’ setlist.

Had enough zip by the fourth track? No rest for the weary as it’s time for Keith Streng’s “Roofarama,” an album highlight of incendiary rock and roll that skyrockets the listener into the cosmos with very wild Streng string action. It’s kind of like an atom bomb T Rex.

From this point on Wheel Of Talent showcases a high quotient — make that a brainiac level — in variety of styles and moods: 60’s Carnaby Street fashion eccentricity in “The Right Girl,” a lovingly sentimental sing-along, “What I’ve Done Before,” hauntingly beautiful Baroque art rock elegance on the string laden “How To Say Goodbye” and then it’s deservedly a woman’s, woman’s, woman’s world for the campfire acoustic guitar strumming and bongo delight delivered by Mary Huff (of Southern Culture On The Skids) as she takes a lead vocal spotlight on “Just For A Smile.”



“For A Smile” was also released as a single, The Fleshtones featuring Mary Huff although  Peter Zaremba preferred it had been released as Mary Huff and The Fleshtones.

This 7″ was sold on the Mondo Zombie Boogaloo Tour, a 2013 Fall tour dream come true extravaganza that featured The Fleshtones, Southern Culture On The Skids and Los Straitjackets sharing a bill to support their outstanding Halloween compilation of the same name.



Somber frustration, bitter questioning and sadness in what seems to be dealing with the aftermath that comes from the death of a loved one might be a departure in lyrical content from any past Fleshtones song, but in “Stranger In My House” Keith Streng manages to turn the emotions into a powerful original work that reminds me of some of the greatest songwriting that you might find in the brilliant country and western writing of say Johnny Cash or George Jones. Yet another middle finger to all Fleshtones’ detractors who have pigeonholed the band for years as lightweight party, good time Charlies with no sense of depth.

Another strength the Fleshtones have always had is reworking covers to make them their own, especially when it comes to taking some classic 60’s garage fuzz and giving it the Rock en Español treatment as they do on the Music Machine’s “I See The Light” which the band has covered for years and now has turned into the fantastic “Veo la Luz.” Who ever said these alchemists can’t turn gold into a diamond?

“Hipster Heaven” does indeed recall The Fleshtones of old in its speed trials pep and a healthy dose of snappy sarcasm and the final LP track, “Tear For A Tear,” closes the album with a great early 60’s sounding upbeat chestnut. The song seems to be modeled after something that might have appeared in the Kim Fowley songbook with lover’s revenge lyrics like “I’m gonna make you cry, until your eyes run dry, I’m gonna make you pay, baby baby, tear for a tear.”

The Fleshtones are truly one of the greatest bands on the planet. They are still approachable, funny and have an ability to turn out a gem of an album such as Wheel Of Talent. There are no bad albums or bad live shows by The Fleshtones, just varying degrees of exclamatory, celebratory superlatives. They are a band that brings a smile and a resounding “Wow!! I love those guys!” by countless strangers who happen to see me wearing one of their T-shirts.

Handsome Dick Manitoba, who is none other than the legendary iconic frontman for the seminal CBGB’s band, The Dictators (now touring and recording as The Dictators NYC ) — an incredible group who always do an outstanding cover of The Fleshtones’ “American Beat” in their live sets as well — gave me some beautiful, admiration filled words about The Fleshtones:

“The Fleshtones to me embody what a truly great rock ‘n roll band should be all about. They love what they do and they’re going to do what they do regardless. They will make records, they will play live, they will travel and entertain the masses. I love them, I respect them, I admire them.”


The Dictators NYC  featuring L-R: Daniel Rey, Dean Rispler, Handsome Dick Manitoba, Ross “The Boss” Friedman and JP “Thunderbolt ” Patterson.


Then there is “The Professor” Mighty Manfred, the microphone stand twirling, tambourine shaking, energy bolt / frontman for the astoundingly explosive rock and soul danceathon foursome from Georgia, The Woggles, who had this to say about The Fleshtones:

“Jon Landau once said something to the effect of ‘The Remains are how you told a stranger about rock and roll.’ To me, The Fleshtones are how you get that stranger to listen to and love rock and roll.”


The Woggles featuring L-R: Buzz Hagstrom, Dan Elektro, “The Professor” Mighty Manfred and Flesh Hammer.



The Powerstance!  L-R: Ken Fox (bass, vocals), Keith Streng (guitar, vocals), Bill Milhizer (drums, vocals) and Peter Zaremba (vocals, Farfisa organ), are The Fleshtones. Photo © 2014 Emily Seah


I had the honored opportunity to talk with Peter Zaremba a bit about Wheel of Talent  as well as a few other Fleshtones related topics…

Peter Zaremba

  • RJ: For a year or more you guys have been doing a live Wheel Of Talent shtick in your shows, where did this originate and how did that become the title of your new album?

PZ: The Wheel Of Talent just sort of happened during a show. All sorts of unplanned things happen when we are on stage. We started spinning around and when we stopped, I pointed to who would sing the next song. Hence the Wheel Of Talent. I think Keith said it would be be a good title for our new album.

  • RJ: Instead of individual songwriting credits, all the songs on Wheel Of Talent say written by The Fleshtones. Is this album more of a group writing effort?

PZ: No song writing credits, really? Well, it’s usually a group effort as far as arranging stuff but these days we usually bring more or less completed songs to the band. We don’t have the time hanging around together like we had at the ‘house’ or the ‘music building’. That said, The Fleshtones’ stamp gets smeared over every tune!

  • RJ: I really admire the use of strings on “Available” and “How To Say Goodbye.” Immediately I heard a Roy Wood of The Move (and the first Electric Light Orchestra album) thing going on, where it’s a heavy cello/violin, rock kind of presence. At a live show recently, Keith Streng told me that was in fact, his intention. So is expanding The Fleshtones’ sonic palette, something we can look forward to with future recordings?

PZ: Yes indeed it was Keith’s intention to use strings in the Roy Wood manner, that is as a rock component and not to ‘sweeten’ a song. I think it worked great. It’s fun to finally be able to do things in the studio that we always wanted to do, and have it turn out right! As far as a new direction, We shall see. Perhaps we shall react against this and go super-heavy on the next album.

  • RJ: For “The Right Girl” I was trying to figure out your vocal style. I heard a non-monster, wealthy actor Boris Karloff in a smoking jacket, sitting by a fireplace in his home library thing, which is a compliment. You told me recently, it was you channeling early David Bowie, channeling Anthony Newley. I really love the song. Why did you come up with this vocal for that song?

PZ: Haha! I wasn’t thinking of Karloff but that’s great. I WAS thinking of a Spanish-speaking Karloff, or at least a Bobby Pickett, when I did the Spanish vocal for Lost Straitjackets’ ‘Que Monstruos Son’ on the Mondo Zombie Boogaloo LP, Now, back to ‘The Right Girl,’ yes indeed Bowie channeling Newley as he did on his early recordings, or even more channeling Gene Pitney in his super self-pitying lyric style. For a while we used to play his recording of ‘Back Stage’ after each of our shows, the outer limits of his weepy self pity. We should start doing that again. Anyway, this song just came to me fully-formed while I was dusting our bedroom, fake Gene Pitney/Bowie/Newley voice and all. Maybe I should dust more often. The room could use it!

PZ: Well, as I tell people who ask me to sign the book, I’m just a character in it, like having Winnie The Pooh sign a book or something. That said, of course I get off on the fact that people write books about me, even if I have to be in The Fleshtones for 38 years for them to do it. It Is As It Was!

  • RJ: “Remember The Ramones” which has become an audience favorite, has been in your set list for a while. When I first heard it, I could not wrap my head around how you break up the words with “Remember” as “Remem…ber the Ramones.” Then it snapped in to become unforgettably catchy.  How did you work this magical phrasing?

PZ: Haha, once again, this was something that popped into my head at an unlikely time, in this case mowing a big lawn. By the time I finished the lawn, I had the whole song, after all, it’s just the story of us going to see the Ramones and what that meant to us at the time.

  • RJ: Yep Roc Records really seems to have become such a great fit for The Fleshtones. Is this because they seem to be music fans first and and that creates less pressure than some labels you’d been on in the past?

PZ: We couldn’t be happier, Yep Roc is the best!! Music fans they are, which is their key to success, if not ours. In fact, we met the Yep Roc guys when they were still in college, They had hired us for an all out ‘Animal House’ style frat party at their school. In the course of the night, Glenn Dicker said his dream was to someday start a record label so he could sign bands like us.

  • RJ: We observed that when you guys play the cover of “Laugh it Off” some audience members start making out? Do any other songs elicit particular audience responses?

PZ: I never noticed that. I thought people were just laughing. They also like the clapping part. But making out? I’m impressed! Anyway, that is from one of my favorite Fleshtones’ albums, ‘More Than Skin Deep.

  • RJ: In my opinion, bassist Ken Fox’s song “Better Days” (also from More Than Skin Deep) is a classic song and up there with all the greatest Fleshtones’ songs. Could he be the George Harrison of the band, just waiting to break out with a triple album masterpiece?

PZ: He might make that triple album sooner than we think. At any rate, his songs are a great addition to Fleshtones’ LPs. People, me in fact, can only take so much of Streng and myself screaming before they need some relief. He should come up with more tunes!

  • RJ: Any future goals for The Fleshtones? I am still waiting for the big box set.

PZ: Future goals? Now that it’s so much fun to do, we’d like to make more records. Also like to play the many parts of the world that we have yet to perform in like Japan and Russia (although I have preformed twice in Russia with The Cavestompers), as well as return to Mexico. And the box set? Sure, that would be nice. We’ll start with trying to get our Ichiban albums like Powerstance, Forever Fleshtones and More Than Skin Deep, re-issued. That would be a start. Let the wheel of talent spin! Thanks for the great questions and see you…!

  • RJ: Best of luck, see you soon and thanks, Peter!

The Fleshtones Wheel Of Talent is available through all fine retailers and directly through Yep Roc Records.

You can also support The Fleshtones at their official Facebook page.



This piece was originally published September 23rd, 2013.

Melody's Echo Chamber IconApproximately one year ago, The Mystery Box Mobile Touring Cavalcade was in Boston at the Paradise Rock Club to once again see our favorite Danish duo, The Raveonettes.

Opening act for the guaranteed great time that is The Raveonettes, which features the incredible talents of Sune Rose Wagner and his partner Sharin Foo, was a band listed with the equally cool and intriguing moniker, Melody’s Echo Chamber.

We had no idea who they were or what they would sound like.


A poster from The Raveonettes / Melody’s Echo Chamber Tour

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ALL IN A LATHER: The Ritual Of Straight Razor Shaving Revealed!

This piece was originally published September 13th, 2013. It’s something I choose to do everyday, and yet, it is also something that everyday fills me with reluctance, dread and contempt — shaving my face.

There once was a time of youth where I could not wait for the day I could imitate my father who, his entire life spent beardless, would repeat his daily and seemingly magical ritual using strange instruments and groovy concoctions.

Tools and mixtures that belonged to a craft that had also been fueled by years of seeing the practice worked in popular culture, from Bugs Bunny to The Three StoogesThe Flintstones to I Love Lucy, my pop culture references on shaving were long and deeply ingrained.

For me, the fine art of shaving would at one time seem as desirous as that scene in Mario Bava’s Danger Diabolik, where the anti-hero Diabolik swims around atop his bed with his girlfriend in a pool of cash.


A memorable scene from Danger Diabolik, somehow worked into this piece on shaving.


Sadly, the reality of years of shaving have never been so sweet, happy, nor fun. In fact, it has been one of the daily chores of my life that has led me to seek out ways to get a better, less painful and more efficient shave.


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Celebrating ESP-DISK’ : 50 Years of Unimaginable Sounds – Imagined

This piece was originally published August 26th, 2013.

Sun Ra 1 IconIn 1963 a record label began on the 12th floor of 156 Fifth Avenue in New York City by releasing its first LP.

Bernard Stollman, a 34 year old jazz fan with a law background, had been working with some rhythm and blues and jazz musicians, helping them with copyright and contract issues.


Bernard Stollman and one of his early ESP logos.


Stollman had also learned the “International Auxiliary Language,” Esperanto and recorded an album of songs and poetry all spoken in Esperanto, which he had hoped would further promote the language.

Titled, Ni Kantu en Esperanto, Stollman decided to self-release his album on a record label that was named after the language itself, ESP-DISK’.

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KNOCK IT OFF! a.k.a. The Wonderful World of Unlicensed Toys

This piece was originally published August 12th, 2013.

tumblr_mzta9fviFZ1qm348ao1_400For years I have been obsessed with knock off, unlicensed merchandise—famous brands, or characters, that are designed and sold with a seemingly complete disregard for anything, other than to cash in on something that has been proved to be a commercial success.

Or, as they are technically termed, Counterfeit Consumer Goods.

While the spectrum of pirated or unlicensed items can reach far into the areas of cigarettes, wine, fashion (fake Coach handbags), electronics (fake iPads) and all types of entertainment media (like that pile of DVD’s on the table at a flea market which has films just released to the theater!) it is for toys that I have a particular fondness. When you research counterfeit food and cigarettes, believe me, it gets scary.

Given any chance, I will happily scoop one up should I see a bogus toy for sale somewhere. Seeking out phony Godzillas has always been a dream knock-off toy for me, and I have collected some good ones of the great monster over the years.



Knock-off Godzilla, sans fins, is still pretty cool.



With many of these toys, attention to details are usually thrown out the window, as is any semblance of keeping the individual universes separate. Long before crossovers in comic book storylines, fake toys were mixing it up in gigantic, head-scratching way.

Here then, are some of the goofier finds that you, dear reader, can seek out and add to your collection.
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Happy Birthday to the LAVA LAMP: Fifty Years of Cool Wax!

This piece was originally published July 15th, 2013.

Lava Lamp IconIn the mid-Fifties, a former WWII pilot and post-war British accountant named Edward Craven Walker was at a local English country pub called Queen’s Head along with a friend, and found himself staring at a homemade egg timer made by one of the pub’s regulars.

This particular object, which Walker described as a “contraption made out of a cocktail shaker, old tins and things” dated from WWII, and was filled with two immiscible liquids (liquids that do not mix together).

As the contents, “odd oily globules” were heated upon the pub’s stove, the wax rose and signaled that your egg was ready.

Inspired, he purchased the egg timer/lamp and worked for a decade and a half tinkering with various liquids and containers in an attempt to create a better version. He achieved his goal in 1963.

Walker filed a patent for a “Display Device” in 1965 and but had already started merchandising his creation in September of 1963 as a company called Crestworth Ltd. using the name Astro Lamp.


Edward Craven Walker


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This piece was originally published July 1st, 2013.

Uncle Sam IconGrowing up in the Mystery Box-land that is Providence, RI, it has always been a special treat to await the festivities that are annually celebrated on one larger than life day here in the United States, Independence Day.

The Fourth of July.

I grew up near a beach, so in actuality it was the eve of the Fourth, on the night of the Third of July that was the real party, with everyone making bonfires along the beach, and lighting more illegal fireworks than could be imagined.


Nothing goes better with fireworks than liquor and bonfires on a beach


The actual day of the Fourth was always reserved more for cookouts, seafood boils, parades and hangovers, with fireworks generally relegated to the larger displays by the local municipalities or baseball stadiums, and whatever scant few firecrackers were still unlit from the night before by the plebeians were casually used—making for an occasional pop and crack here and there throughout the day and night.

Fireworks in RI and MA were illegal. You needed to have someone run a trip up to New Hampshire and fill the trunk of their car, a flatbed, or the back of their truck with enough to satisfy families, friends and seemingly, entire neighborhoods. I can’t recall anyone ever being arrested for using fireworks, as it seemed that unless you really put folks in harm’s way, the local law enforcement looked the other way and enjoyed the spectacle like everyone else. Oh, and did I forget to mention that we had a family friend who was a policeman, and he usually supplied us with loads of firework every year.


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BOB PEAK: American Illustrator Superstar

This piece was originally published June 1&th, 2013

Bob Peak Icon TemplateThere are times here at Mystery Box H.Q. when I set out to write about a subject that I feel is so undeniably a legend, so incredibly talented beyond mere words, and such a large influential part of the fabric of popular culture, that I start to feel…to say it in two words— humbly intimidated.

Bob Peak is one of those subjects.

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This piece was originally published June 3rd, 2013.

Susan Surftone Too Far Icon TemplateAh, it’s almost Summertime again my friends.

Nothing goes better in these warm, delightful days of the Sun, than a few road trip adventures motoring off to a little seaside vista accompanied by some wild and woolly instrumental surf rock.

Simply put, well played surf rock never goes out of style.

Like many fans of the surf rock genre, I have never actually surfed, but since I was a child, the early Beach Boys records made an indelible impression. Like many other “Kooks,” I too have been catching that mythical wave and mentally “getting barreled” for years.

More recently, I have been digging a superb practitioner of this music, Susan Surftone. She is easily one of the best boss gals to ever sling a guitar and create her own wonderful surf rock sounds.


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This piece was originally published May 20th, 2013.

.      “An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.” — Andy Warhol

“Most people in America think Art is a man’s name.” — Andy Warhol

. You’ve heard of Night Gallery? The Rod Serling television seies that was his brilliant follow up to The Twilight Zone and featured a gallery of horrific and nightmarish paintings tied into each episodes’ plot that still resound with an eerie intensity with viewers decades after the show’s original airing.


Well this is more a case of welcome to a world of art that one might say is best viewed with the lights out at night…



John Currin’s 1991 painting Bea Arthur Naked recently sold for 1.9 million dollars at Christie’s auction house.

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